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After several months of writing, rewriting, submitting and sacrificing goats, I’ve finally found a home for this piece. This piece speaks to a particular frustration we’ve all experienced at some point or another in our lives. I mean, how hard is it to find a good sidekick these days!? All I’m asking is this random teenager sacrifice literally everything for me so I can have all the glory of saving the day, is that so much to ask? If you’re interested in helping me out, you can check out my job posting for a sidekick over at Weekly Humorist.